Hello, Old Friend.

[listening to: The Cure--"Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me"]


The great paradox: We all know Myspace is the short bus of the internet, but we all have one. The people with ten million pictures have one out of vanity, the people with ten million friends have one to achieve a false sense of popularity, the people who like to write have one because that's probably the only way anyone will read their blogs, and other people have one for the voyeurism aspect. I claim the latter two. I personally like to spy on people. Voyeurism rocks. I also like to bitch alot and I know people aren't going to read it if it isn't accompanied by a list of interests, a shitload of pictures (including a snazzy portrait that shows off my boobs), a wacky video, and a cool song that totally sums up the essence of my being. Right? Yeah that's right, because once I started blogging on Myspace the number of blog hits a day rose exponentially. I still don't know who the hell is reading my Myspace blogs everyday because the number of hits is greater than the number of people on my friends list. I don't know if it counts multiple hits from the same users, but if that's the case, there's someone out there neglecting their basic needs so they can refresh the blog over and over again. Shit, people. Go do something else.

I did have a point to make, and it's this--once my elementary school students started lying about their age just to have Myspace accounts that display their tasteless musical interests, I knew I had to get away. So here I am. I came crawling back to Blogger like a sorry ex-lover. I'll probably update both Myspace and Blogger in tandem, but I'm not sure. I really should stop trashing up the internet with countless blogs, but I just can't stand to pick up blogging on old ones again. It's like reusing toilet paper. Once I'm finished wiping the shit off, it's no good anymore. I'll probably be eating my words in a month or so. I'll forget about this thing for good and it'll end up a footnote in the long list of things I've started and never developed fully. And before anyone says anything, I didn't forget about the "black and green" blog, I choose not to mess with it because it goes with the Alice in Wonderland-themed site (aka My Crude Experiments with Flash).

Incidentally, I will post nothing of substance here. Sorry to disappoint you, but it will be the same calibur of bitching and moaning that went on/goes on in other places. Just less interesting because it won't be in the context of a mass popularity contest.

I'd like to end this post, as I often do, with something completely irrelevant:

DEENA, YOU ARE #1!

Although she won't give me her damn picture for anything. -_-