Let's bitch about anything.

Some residents in St. Bernard Parish are trying to get an ordiance passed that would require people to disguise the stilts at the bottoms of houses on pilings because it will bring down property values and it looks trashy. Geez. Why worry about the pilings on random houses when next door there's a pile of rubble and garbage where the neighbor's house used to be? Also, don't kid yourselves. It's ST. BERNARD PARISH, so quit bitching about property values. All that time you guys spent in St. Tammany served to make you all prissier, I guess. You're living in a flood zone; you're lucky you even got to move back in, so suck it up. The people with houses on stilts are going to have the last laugh this hurricane season. I hope the rest of the snobs will think about that when they're trying to cling for dear life to the beams on their neighbors' home, but can't because the surface of the vinyl siding is too slick.